Looking for some sassy gift ideas for someone who’s sweet, sassy and a bit smart-assy? If you’ve got someone in your life with a good sense of humour, here’s some of our favourite gift ideas.
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Here are our favourite sassy Christmas gift ideas for women:
#1: Please leave by 9 cross stitch kit by BananyaStand on Etsy
This DIY cross stitch kit is the perfect gift for someone to hang in their entryway as a gentle reminder to guests. You know, for that person we all know who likes to entertain but also wants you home by their bedtime.
#2: I don’t feel like doing anything today except Jason Momoa mug by GlassKnobsGlueStix on Etsy
Is there really a better mug to warm you up on a cold day? We didn’t think so. Now, to get back to fantasizing about Khal Drogo…
#3: Wake me up for champagne eye mask by Winealittlegifts on Etsy
This satin eye mask makes a great stocking stuffer or gift for the woman in your life who lives for sipping bubbly. There are not many things I would want to be woken up for, but champagne would definitely be it!
#4: “Hi” mug by CiaoStefania on Etsy
The perfect politically incorrect mug for the cubicle at your desk! Tell your co-workers what you really wish you could say, but can’t. All about that passive-aggressive style…
#5: PMS spoon by ImpressionsStamped on Etsy
This hand stamped “time of the month” spoon is hilarious for someone who enjoys tea and some cheeky humour.
#6: Funny make up bag by GlassKnobsGlueStix on Etsy
This hilarious cosmetic bag is perfect for the snarky person in your life who loves to travel. And yes, this is the second item I featured from this shop because her stuff is freaking hilarious.
#7: I miss drunk me sweatshirt by Nallashop on Etsy
This ‘I miss drunk me, she’s a fun bitch’ sweatshirt is perfect for the wine-sipping, smart mouth in your inner friends’ circle. Great to chill out in over the holiday season!
#8: Hilarious f-bomb pencils by PrairieChickPrinted on Etsy
These cheeky pencils are a fun gift for a close co-worker or make a great stocking stuffer for the person in your life who loves to curse like a sailor. Using the f-bomb never looked so good. Please the owner is a fellow Alberta girl like me, so I was DEFINITELY including these lovely little pencils for sure.
#9: I just wet my plants pot by TheCrackPots on Etsy
This funny planter is a very humorous gift for the green thumbs in your life! This shop also has lots of other funny little puns and phrases for sale, too.
#10: Nope, still not married shirt by ShopatBash on Etsy
Do your single friends a favour by helping them avoid awkward questions from extended family members this holiday season with this funny tee shirt. Spare your girlfriend the lecture from Aunt Ida about how she just “can’t seem to snag a good man for herself…” Blah, blah, blah.
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Thanks for taking the time to read my post! I hope I inspired you to find a great gift for the book lover in your life! If you’d like to see our other gift guides, you can view them all here.
